Pitch Perfect Riff-Off with Anna Kendrick & The Filharmonics

Pitch Perfect Riff-Off with Anna Kendrick & The Filharmonics

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Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE’S MY BRO, BUT HE WAS […]

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Nathan For You – The Best Burger in Los Angeles

Nathan For You – The Best Burger in Los Angeles

AND HE HAS THE BEST BURGER IN TOWN. – I HAVE THE BEST BURGERS IN L.A. – SO I PAID HIM A VISIT WITH A WAY TO GET EVERYONE TO TRY HIS BURGER. MY PLAN WAS A GUARANTEE: TRY THE BURGER, AND IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S THE BEST IN L.A., GUSTAVO WILL GIVE YOU […]

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Ari Shaffir – Chinese S**t Squat Toilet – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Ari Shaffir – Chinese S**t Squat Toilet – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– And I open it up, and the fucking smellthat comes out of 75 different people’s shit rags… It’s kind of like, a cross between, like, when Ghostbusters cross streams, and, uh, and in Indiana Jones when they open up the Ark of the Covenant and all the Germans are like, “Augh!”[dark electronic music][choking]♪[explosion] [cheers […]

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Ari Shaffir – The Time Ari Used a Condom – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Ari Shaffir – The Time Ari Used a Condom – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

And I’m telling you right now, if I don’t trust a used condom with a regular human woman, you’ll be goddamned if I just give it to a homeless lady, and just like, “Hey, don’t do anything weird with this.”[intense musical buildup]– Aah! – Aah! – [kissing sounds] [tires screeching] – Let me smell your […]

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Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James Pt. 1 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James Pt. 1 – Uncensored

WE GONNA HANG OUT WITH RICK JAMES TONIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? AND HERE HE COMES OUT THE ROOM, WHEN I LOOK AT HIM– AND I’M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU, MAN, I SEEN, LIKE, LIKE AN ORANGE– HIS AURA OR WHATEVER, I SEEN IT. IT WAS ORANGE. ♪ GIVE IT TO ME, BABY ♪ ♪ […]

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Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

CLAYTON BRIGSBY, BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST VENTURED OUT INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU’RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE’S AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE’S TOO IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE’S BLACK, HE’D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE’D BE ONE LESS NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT IS THAT DEEP. I’M OVERWHELMED […]

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Ken Jeong Saved a Woman’s Life During His Standup Comedy Set

Ken Jeong Saved a Woman’s Life During His Standup Comedy Set

Ken, congratulations on the “Crazy, Rich Asians” movie. And doing very well. Thank you! [CHEERING] Look at that. I’m crazy, I’m rich, I’m Asian. Now. There you are. It is– director John M. Chu said, it’s more than a movie. It’s a movement. So thank you everyone for making that movie a biggest hit. It’s […]

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