Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

CLAYTON BRIGSBY, BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST VENTURED OUT INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU’RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE’S AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE’S TOO IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE’S BLACK, HE’D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE’D BE ONE LESS NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT IS THAT DEEP. I’M OVERWHELMED […]

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Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

Substitute Teacher Pt. 2 – Key & Peele

JAY-KWELIN. – HERE. – YOU ARE PRESENT? BA-LAKAY. – UH, HERE. – UH-HUH. DE-NICE. – HERE. – GOOD. JE-SEEKA. THANK YOU. – MR. GARVEY? – WHAT IS IT, A-ARON? – SOME OF US NEED TO LEAVE A FEW MINUTES EARLY TODAY. – OH. OH, IS THAT SO? – MM-HMM. – AND WHAT, PRAY TELL… IS […]

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Key & Peele – Pizza Order

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS […]

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An Intense Guide To Chinese Drinking Culture

An Intense Guide To Chinese Drinking Culture

So that’s why, in short 所以这就是为什么 简而言之 each and every one of you 你们每一个人 are now my friends. 那么现在呢 我的朋友们 Now, I know you’re all wondering this, 现在 我知道你们都很想这个 and the answer is yes! 答案是一定的 This is a wet gathering! 这是一场有啤酒的聚会 Ayooooo! 啊哟 Beer for you. 你的啤酒 Everyone gets a Snow. 每个人都有 Dude, why is […]

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Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY RACIAL DRAFT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. FOLKS, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. WHAT HAPPENS HERE WILL STATE THE RACIAL STANDING OF THESE AMERICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THAT’S RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS HERE TO SUPPORT THEIR RACES. WELL, ROB, SOME OF THE […]

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If You Don’t Know, Now You Know – Asian Nations Reject Western Trash | The Daily Show

If You Don’t Know, Now You Know – Asian Nations Reject Western Trash | The Daily Show

When you think of recycling, you probably think of a magical process where you throw your plastic in the blue bin, and a unicorn takes it away, and then nine months later you get a beautiful new baby water bottle. -(laughter) -But the truth is, much like making an actual baby, the recycling process is […]

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