Drugstore Sushi Recall | The Daily Show

Drugstore Sushi Recall | The Daily Show

If you just bought a tray of sushi from a drugstore or a gas station and you’re about to put one of those pieces in your mouth, wait. There’s something you need to watch first. Ready-to-eat sushi, salad and spring rolls are being voluntarily recalled over fears of listeria contamination. The Fuji Food Products are […]

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Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE’S MY BRO, BUT HE WAS […]

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Nathan For You – The Best Burger in Los Angeles

Nathan For You – The Best Burger in Los Angeles

AND HE HAS THE BEST BURGER IN TOWN. – I HAVE THE BEST BURGERS IN L.A. – SO I PAID HIM A VISIT WITH A WAY TO GET EVERYONE TO TRY HIS BURGER. MY PLAN WAS A GUARANTEE: TRY THE BURGER, AND IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S THE BEST IN L.A., GUSTAVO WILL GIVE YOU […]

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Archer/Bob’s Burgers – “I Had Something For This Burger”

Archer/Bob’s Burgers – “I Had Something For This Burger”

Sterling Okay So, you DO want the assignment? Well, yeah I want it. You really, really, really want it? Yes, I really want it. Well too bad. Because guess what? Wah waah! Wha! Why does she get the mission? Because I said so! OH GOD! What?! I could EAT! I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and […]

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Obama’s Dijon Burger: The Worst Scandal in Presidential History | The Daily Show

Obama’s Dijon Burger: The Worst Scandal in Presidential History | The Daily Show

– As you all know, President Obama is a real man of the people, and yesterday, he dropped by a popular Virginia restaurant to grab a burger with his pal, Joe. Now take a look at him ordering his burger with a very special condiment. (echoing voice)- Condiment – Just your basic cheddar cheeseburger, medium-well, […]

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Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin Gives the Roasters a Taste of Their Own Medicine – Roast of Alec Baldwin

What a night. You all talked about me berating the paparazzi, marrying a woman half my age, and so many other memorable achievements. I’m glad you all had fun and a sizable amount of TV exposure at my expense, but just–there’s one more charitable act that I’ve done that I won’t get credit for. I’m […]

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LeBron James’s China Remarks, Gina Rodriguez’s N-Word Backlash & Google’s Pixel 4 | The Daily Show

LeBron James’s China Remarks, Gina Rodriguez’s N-Word Backlash & Google’s Pixel 4 | The Daily Show

The conflict between the NBA and China over the Hong Kong protests continued this week. But now, King James has stepped into the fray. MAN: In Hong Kong tonight, basketball superstar LeBron James under fire, his famed jersey up in smoke. Furor growing over his response to this tweet sent by Houston Rockets’ general manager […]

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South Park on Freedom – Wisecrack Quick Take (Season 23)

South Park on Freedom – Wisecrack Quick Take (Season 23)

What’s up Wisecrack? Jared here. Today I come to you as a red-blooded ‘Merican to talk to you about America’s 2nd biggest export behind diabetes: freedom “America f**k yeah” The current season of South Park has so-far covered immigrant detention camps, big weed, Chinese censorship, and now anti-vaxxers. “We can’t even risk a .1% chance […]

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“Peanut and Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham” | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM

“Peanut and Jeff-fa-fa Dun-ham” | Spark of Insanity  | JEFF DUNHAM

– Why did you interrupt me? – You mispronounced my name. You mispronounced my last name. – I know! – It’s Dunham. – Not when you look at it. It says Dun-ham, Jeff Dun-ham. (audience laughing) Ham. You’re the other white meat. (audience laughing and applauding) – Don’t confuse everyone, it’s Dunham. – It says […]

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Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James Pt. 1 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James Pt. 1 – Uncensored

WE GONNA HANG OUT WITH RICK JAMES TONIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? AND HERE HE COMES OUT THE ROOM, WHEN I LOOK AT HIM– AND I’M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU, MAN, I SEEN, LIKE, LIKE AN ORANGE– HIS AURA OR WHATEVER, I SEEN IT. IT WAS ORANGE. ♪ GIVE IT TO ME, BABY ♪ ♪ […]

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