Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

Dane Cook – Working at Burger King

FIRST JOB I HAD. BURGER KING. [woman laughs] [mocks laugh] [laughter] I’LL COME UP THERE, MA’AM. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB TOO. MY BROTHER GOT ME THE JOB. MM-HMM. HE WAS THE MANAGER, AND HE GOT ME THE JOB. YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE COOL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE’S MY BRO, BUT HE WAS […]

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Nathan For You – The Best Burger in Los Angeles

Nathan For You – The Best Burger in Los Angeles

AND HE HAS THE BEST BURGER IN TOWN. – I HAVE THE BEST BURGERS IN L.A. – SO I PAID HIM A VISIT WITH A WAY TO GET EVERYONE TO TRY HIS BURGER. MY PLAN WAS A GUARANTEE: TRY THE BURGER, AND IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S THE BEST IN L.A., GUSTAVO WILL GIVE YOU […]

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Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James Pt. 1 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James Pt. 1 – Uncensored

WE GONNA HANG OUT WITH RICK JAMES TONIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? AND HERE HE COMES OUT THE ROOM, WHEN I LOOK AT HIM– AND I’M NOT BULLSHITTING YOU, MAN, I SEEN, LIKE, LIKE AN ORANGE– HIS AURA OR WHATEVER, I SEEN IT. IT WAS ORANGE. ♪ GIVE IT TO ME, BABY ♪ ♪ […]

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Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

CLAYTON BRIGSBY, BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST VENTURED OUT INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU’RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE’S AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE’S TOO IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE’S BLACK, HE’D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE’D BE ONE LESS NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT IS THAT DEEP. I’M OVERWHELMED […]

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Key & Peele – Pizza Order

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS […]

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