China, Trump’s Gonna Need a Favor from You…

China, Trump’s Gonna Need a Favor from You…


THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LOTS OF
NEWS TO COME, LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AS YOU KNOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS
FACING AN IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY FOR ASKING THE UKRAINE TO
INVESTIGATE JOE BIDEN’S SON. WELL TODAY WHIELINGS TALKING TO
THE PRESS TRUMP SAID THAT HE WOULD STILL LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN
AND HE EVEN ADDED THIS.>>LIKEWISE, CHINA OULD START
AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE BIDENS. BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENED IN CHINA
IS JUST ABOUT AS BAD AS WHAT HAPPENED WHERE, WITH UKRAINE
(LAUGHTER).>>James: NOW HE’S ASKING
CHINA, I MEAN TRUMP IS LITERALLY DOUBLING DOWN ON THE SAME
STRATEGY THAT LAUNCHED THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY. HE’S LIKE HEY, THEY CAN’T
IMPEACH ME TWICE. (LAUGHTER)
TRUMP WANTS ONCE PUBLICLY CALLED ON RUSSIA TO INVESTIGATE HILLARY
CLINTON. THEN HE ASKED FOR UKRAINE’S HELP
WITH THE BIDENS, NOW HE IS ASKING CHINA. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT, IN HIS OWN
WAY TRUMP REALLY DOES BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER. (LAUGHTER)
THE PRESIDENT IS NOW OPENLY COLLUDING WITH FOREIGN
GOVERNMENTS. HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE ABOUT
APPEARANCES ANY MORE. IT’S LIKE WHEN A DIVORCED DAD
GOES THAT’S IT, FROM NOW ON I’M WEARING SWEPT PANTS EVERY DAY. THIS IS ME. YEAH? YOU DON’T LIKE IT? (APPLAUSE)
SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, AS YOU MAY KNOW HE TWEETED OUT A
NICKELBACK MEME YESTERDAY BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT’S WHAT
PRESIDENTS DO NOW ADAYS. OVERNIGHT TWITTER TOOK DOWN THE
TWEET AFTER RECEIVING A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT. NICKELBACK VERSUS DONALD TRUMP. NO MATTER WHO WINS WE ALL LOSE. I NEV WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT
WHEN DONALD TRUMP FINALLY DID FACE SERIOUS LEGAL CONSEQUENCES,
FOR HIS ACTIONS, IT WOULD COME FROM NICKELBACK. SO THIS DOES SHOW YOU WHERE
TWITTER DRAWS THE LINE. THEY WILL ALLOW SEXISM, RACE. , FAKE NEWS BUT YOU BETTER SHOW
NICKELBACK SOME DAMN RESPECT. MEANWHILE– — WHILE ALL THIS IS
GOING ON THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS HEATING UP
AND CANDIDATES ARE MORE FOCUSED THAN EVER. WELL, NOT ALL OF THEM, HERE IS
ANDREW YANG WHO ENTERED A CAMPAIGN EVENT YESTERDAY LIKE
THIS.>>. NOW IF YOU– IF YOU STILL AREN’T
SURE WHAT THAT VIDEO WAS, LET ME EXPLAIN. IT WAS A CRY FOR HELP. YANG WAS SKATEBOARDING AT A
CAMPAIGN EVENT. HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE. YOU SHOULD SEE BERNIE SANDERS. HE ABSOLUTELY SHREDS ON AN
ELECTRIC MOSH ILITY SCOOTER. (LAUGHTER)
— MOBILITY SCOOTER. MOVING ON HERE’S THE NEWS FROM
MY HOMELAND. A PUB IN ENGLAND RECENTLY HOSTED
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST GATHERING OF FIE GELS. (LAUGHTER)
— NIGELS. 433 MEN NAMED NIGEL GATHERED TO
CELEBRATE NIGELNESS, RIGHT? I LOVE IT STVMENT VERY BRITISH. HUNDREDS OF NIGELS GATHERED AT A
PUB IN WORCESTERSHIRE ENGLAND. FOR YOU AMERICANS THIS IS LIKE,
IT’S LIKE IF HUNDREDS OF DUDES NAME BRAYDEN DESCENDED ON A FISH
TACO STAND IN LONG BEACH. THAT IS WHAT THIS IS. ALL OF THE NIGELS WHO SHOWED UP
WERE REWARDED WITH FREE PINT OF BEER. SO IT WASN’T SO MUCH 433 NIGELS
AS IT WAS 433 MEN GOING YEAH, SURE, MY NAME IS NIGEL. (LAUGHTER)
AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHARE YOU THIS VIDEO, A TECH COMPANY
IN SEATTLE HAS CREATED A ROBOTIC PIZZA MACHINE THAT CAN ASSEMBLE
UP TO 300 PIZZAS PER HOUR. LOOK AT THIS. JUSTA LEICA MAMA USED TO MAKEA. 300 PIZZAS IN AN HOUR. I DONE KNOW HOW THAT IS
POSSIBLE. BUT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS WILL
THE FUTURE OF PIZZA MAKING WHICH IS FINE, BUT THEY’RE GOING TO
HAVE TO UPDATE THE PIZZA BOXES TO THIS.

100 thoughts on “China, Trump’s Gonna Need a Favor from You…

  1. its outstandingly fitting that he would show a clip of Andrew Yang and then follow it up with an unrelated joke about automation.

  2. Does Yang think that skateboarding is going to get him more of the youth vote? I'd think they'd be offended by such an obvious ploy.

  3. Yeah, I just found out that supposedly one of the world's best pizzas is to be found not so far from me. Me and a friend already have plans to go. Not just in how it's made but with what- all the ingredients are made from scratch by the owners. Somehow don't think a robot made pizza will ever come close.

  4. I don't understand how Trump's followers call themselves patriots, but they openly admit that they would support Trump over the constitution and the republic. That's not a patriot. Your loyalty should be to the country, not the president.

  5. So republicans are so into immigrants being here illegally because they are not doing things…..legally, so if their president makes and does illegal matters in the presidency, they are ok with that type of crime………….This is the "do as I say not as I do presidency"

  6. so you show a clip of Andrew Yang, then show a clip of a machine that can make 300 pizzas in an hour. All kidding aside, sht is getting real

  7. Wow, who is this guy, and how did he get so stupid. How much is he paying for that laugh track? Or better yet, maybe he should hire some comedians that can write jokes.

  8. I like you, your funny, But you don’t have to copy Trevor Noah and jimmy kümmel on Donald trump! I like you cuz you stand out on the most random topics! Don’t do news on trump if it ain’t nothing new!

  9. How come that such a stupid fat guy from UK is getting this attention? This is the proof that our climate change is real! The increasing temperature contributes to the shrinking of IQ. It has been scientifically proven that in the areas with a high temperature the average IQ of human beings is low.

  10. both are corrupted biden and his son and biden actually was using his political position to stop investigation of his sone which is he was receiving money for himself there is not about his son
    James u clearly want Biden to win election lobbyiest

  11. Don't think China is in the mood to do a favor for Trump considering his trade war shenanigans. Then again they might do it just to help get him impeached.

  12. the funny thing about the pizza robot is it play directly into andrew yang's campaign of saying "robot are taking our jobs"

  13. Nobody cares what the MSM thinks about Trump anymore.
    Corden is a moron who knows nothing about politics. The only thing he knows is who's signing his pay checks. Late night comedians used to be funny now they morphed into Don Lemon. All of them. Its ridiculous.

  14. i you heard of TREATY WITH UKRAINE ON MUTUAL LEGAL
    ASSISTANCE IN CRIMINAL MATTERS.  can you say…DNC CORRUPTION.  2 Ukranian gov officials are already convicted in Ukranian courts of meddleing in our 2016

  15. Right, Andrew Yang doesn't need to do anything to win, just send every american a machine made pizza. Thanks James, nice work.

  16. Republican lawmakers have sold their souls and want to keep their jobs to protect this vile person. Your children will be so proud when this ends up in history! Hey he cut the taxes a lot of people lost their jobs, sorry as a lawmaker I still got mine. Constitution, he wants to turn into his image. If he don’t like it just change it like Dictators do! God help America!

  17. Love British pubs! Got to experience them on a trip to London a few years ago….much more relaxing than most American beer joints. Funny…..Brits very cordial in pubs but want to kill each other at soccer games…..go figger….. Whoa…..the demo'ed pizza machine even put the Alpo in the right place…….!

  18. And can someone explain, Why does he want foreign governments investigating Americans?? Can’t that be done here?
    🤷🏽‍♂️

  19. The funny thing is, he openly admits, "Almost as bad as what happened in Ukraine" THAT is admission that what happened in Ukraine was worse than whatever he thinks happened in China. he is also admitting that what happened in Ukraine actually happened. so what do his lunatic supporters do with this reality? can't really call it fake news this time, let's see what excuse can they come up with today to defend their fuhrer ? oh, I got it, just say he was joking, yeah, that's the ticket.

  20. Don trump can you please take me on the haunted hayride ? I'm trying to go on the hayride ! Where's roger ? Can Mr Stone take me on the hayride or Mr Cohen or Mr Flynn or Mr Gates – nope my bad their all in federal prison ! Whoops ! That's unspeakable ! Donny all your buddies are in jail ! Seriously you don't think that there's a problem with dat ? Or the fact that there's a constitution ??? How about that crazy ass document the constitution ? Read the cliff notes ! Holy mackerel I mean every single thing is in violation or breaking the law ! Seriously just google it ! Make a video on trending now about that crazy document called the constitution ! My god go ahead when your sitting around with friends and family and just try to think of one possible thing inside the constitution that's not being broken or violated ! I'll guarantee that you can't name more than two ! Usually I'd be joking about that but this time I'm seriously shocked and just speechless if you google the word impeachment it will tell you specifically why it was put in the constitution and why the framers thought it was the one thing that could destroy the country and not let it become a monarch ! Co equal branches of government !!!!! Can't just ignore one of them it doesn't work like that ! I'm sorry but I can't go around ignoring the law and just doing anything I want ! There's laws for a specific reason ! Holy mackerel ! If a cop pulls you over just can't tell him to leave and ignore him ! Holy mackerel ! You guys are missing the entire point of democracy ! Google the word democracy ! I dare you to make a video about the constitution and democracy ! Trending now the constitution ! Seriously I never thought I would see the day when the constitution just means absolutely Nathan ! Means Nathan ! That's unspeakable ! I'm having a hard time comprehending what's actually going on now on a day to day basis it's nothing I could ever imagine ! 243 years and now all of a sudden it just means Nathan ! My god ! Trending now democracy !

  21. "Do someone a favor" is a common English idiom, and English language has been around for over 1,000 years. According to thefreedictionary.com, "do someone a favor" means "do something fo someone as an act of kindness". For example, "Do me a favor and answer the door, will you?" As a result, it must be stupid and uneducated for those who think "Do someone a favor" is Quid Pro Quo.

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